The power to be a snail

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to smell any point in time

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the ability to blow yourself

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!