- Pointless Super Powers

The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

The power to fly inside of airplanes

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

The ability to spit mouthwash

The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

The power to see through glass walls.

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

The power to see through glass

the power to see everyone as a tree

The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

The power to state the obvious at will.

The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors