the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to poo.

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to see through glass walls.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!