The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The power of exploding when you think.

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!