- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Read fortune cookies without opening them

the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

The power to make coma patients bark.

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

the power to hovertate

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

The ability to push doors marked "pull"

the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The power to smell any point in time

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

The power to have no superpower

the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

Pointless Super Powers