The power to see through glass

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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the power to sit

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to not see anything

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!