The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to smell whore

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The power to quote memes randomly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!