- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The power to shrink your private parts.

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

the power to any ugly person love you.

the power to disappear up your own asshole

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

The power to release the bogus

The power to hear in the dark.

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

The power to vomit every time you burp.

The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

The power to lick your balls.

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

the power to create a meme

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

The power to journey into the future of the past.

Pointless Super Powers