- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The power to speak using their mouth

The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The power to shrink your private parts.

To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

The power to sharpen a pen

the power to disappear up your own asshole

The power to make it impossible to have powers

the power to any ugly person love you.

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

The power to find spare change in the sofa

The power to die

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

Pointless Super Powers