- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

The power to become powerless

The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

The ability to think of an ability - JW

The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

The ability to play black ops anytime you want

THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

The power.

The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

The power to block your own powers

The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

The ability to discharge a battery - JW

The power to pee while standing up

Pointless Super Powers