The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!