- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to quote memes randomly

The power to make money disappear.

the power to fart at the worst moments

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

The power to turn your navel upside down

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

The power to think of pointless powers.

to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

The power to no sweat in the cold.

The power to look at Sun.

The power to be an idiot.

the power to poop dogs without fur.

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The power to walk 1% faster.

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

Pointless Super Powers