- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

The power to become a laptop forever!

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

The power to fly while masturbating.

The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

The power to ejaculate laser beams.

Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

The power to like Justin Bieber

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

The power to smell WiFi Signals

The power to pee any color

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

The power to teleport to the south pole.

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

The power to digest corn.

Pointless Super Powers