- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To be able to generate cancer at will

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power of 12% levetation

The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

power to have no power at all

The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

teleport to the place where you stand

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

The power to know you don't have a superpower

The power to not have a superpower

The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

The power to grow more genitals.

The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

Pointless Super Powers