The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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the power to become demented

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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ability to run very fast forever

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The power of 12% levetation

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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Liam Brudenell

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open up pickles glass

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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teleport to the place where you stand

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!