- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

The power to lick anything except pussy.

The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

The power to smell a fart upwind.

The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

The power of the most useless power and have that power.

The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

The power to have an ability.

The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

The ability to be poor for life

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

Pointless Super Powers