The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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Aweonao

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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the power to spell words wrong

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!