The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The power to make remotes invisible

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make youself dumb

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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the power to die

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to speak to toasters

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!