To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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the power to morph into yourself

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to be blind

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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The power to have no superpower

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!