The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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yo mama

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to die at will

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The power to die

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The power to sneeze scissors

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!