- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of exploding when you think.

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

the power to get sick

BULLET ATTRACTION.

The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

The power to hear in the dark.

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

The ability to get shot, for real.

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

The power to turn into a lamp once.

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to control the weather, but only in space

The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

The power to chew with your tongue

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

The power to see you're self in a mirror

The power to state the obvious at will.

the power to smell like ham

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Pointless Super Powers