The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to become powerless

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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Aweonao

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to be a snail

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The ability to be poor for life

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!