- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

The power to shoot iron from your blood

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

The power to hear in the dark.

The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

The power to vomit every time you burp.

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

The ability to spit mouthwash

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

The power to journey into the future of the past.

The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

the power to see everyone as a tree

the power to fire my lazer

The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

the power of mind controlling...yourself

The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

Pointless Super Powers