the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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the power to be Justin bieber

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to block your own powers

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!