The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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the power to control nothing

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The power to be alone

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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open up pickles glass

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!