the power to control nothing

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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Liam Brudenell

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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The power to not have a superpower

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!