The ability to spit mouthwash

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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the power to create a meme

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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make youself dumb

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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the power to fire my lazer

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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the power to smell like ham

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The super power to shine in daylight

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!