The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The power.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to block your own powers

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to pee while standing up

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!