The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to not have a superpower

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The power to die

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power to lick your balls.

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!