BULLET ATTRACTION.

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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the power to time travel to the present

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!