The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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the power to run in slow motion

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Aweonao

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!