the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!