The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power.

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to control yourself

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The power to pee while standing up

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!