The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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the power to like justin beiber

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The power to become powerless

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to not see anything

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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the power to die on the spot

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!