- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

The power to fly inside of airplanes

You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

The power to see through glass walls.

the power to time travel to the present

the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

make youself dumb

The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

The power to cook pop tarts really fast

The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The power to autocorrect your mom.

the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

The super power to shine in daylight

The power to shape-shift only into a human

The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

Pointless Super Powers