- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

The power to turn into a lamp once.

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

the power to defecate while standing up...

the power to create a meme

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

The power to see through glass

The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

the power to be friends with Donald trump

The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

the power to turn into a tree

The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

the ability to spin gold into straw

The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

Pointless Super Powers