- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The power to be stupid reading this.

The power to Rage Against The Machine

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

the power to inhale and exhale air

The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

the power to poop dogs without fur.

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

the power to walk on land.

The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

The power to release the bogus

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

The ability to spit mouthwash

The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

Pointless Super Powers