- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

anything Aquaman does

The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

The power to sharpen a pen

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

The power to climb up fallen trees

The power to lick your own balls!!!

The power to release the bogus

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

The power to make any glass of water into milk

The power to lick your balls.

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

The power to predict the present

Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

The power to journey into the future of the past.

The power to finish anyone's sentience.

Pointless Super Powers