The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power to smell whore

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The power to shit without squinting.

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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The power to rotten food.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!