- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

the power to yell a math problem at will

The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

The power to be oppressed by everything

The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

the power to transform into Kanye West

the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

The power to become encased in concrete at will.

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

Pointless Super Powers