The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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the power to see stuff

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The power to smell people's moods

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power of women's rights.

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The power of 12% levetation

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!