The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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the power to turn food into shit

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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the power to time travel to the present

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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make youself dumb

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!