The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!