The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The ability to be poor for life

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!