The power to not have any power at all

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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the power to enter a coma.

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the power to become translucent

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The power of exploding when you think.

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!