the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The power to create another human

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to control yourself

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to be a snail

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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the power to hovertate

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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Nope. Just nope.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!