- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

the power to morph into yourself

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power to see through things that are invisible.

Power to instantly turn drunk

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

the power to enter a coma.

The power of 12% levetation

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

The capability to draw penises very well

Pointless Super Powers