- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

The ability to not slip on banana peels

To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

the power to smell like ham

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The Power to believe you have superpowers

The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

The power to shape-shift only into a human

Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

The ability to walk slower than everyone else

The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

the power to like justin beiber

the power to be Justin bieber

The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

Pointless Super Powers