The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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the power to walk on land.

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The power to chew with your tongue

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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make youself dumb

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!