The power to hear in the dark.

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The power to talk without a tongue

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!